In a land far, far away, £BOME gigasends into the heavens, inspiring millions of retarded devs to immediately make derivatives. $BODE is born into existance a pitiful being. The dev immediately rugs.

A group of buyers accept their fate and turn into community members, and vow to make the jeet dev full of regret. $BODE, like a phoenix from the ashes, is reignited.
What is next for $BODE ? Possibly a fate worse than r ug: a failed CTO. Most likely though? A new era of being on Solana. Many will look into the night sky and see it as a sign of the day being over. $BODE looks at the moon and sees the sun's reflection staring back, as a sign of a new day.

Look into the future with us anon, believe in something,

Newsy Johnson.